[Tap, tap, tap...Duggie Chop tries to get your attention through the invisible screen] Hello! You lot out there! This is Duggie Chop.
Sorry we've not been around for a couple of weeks. Been on holiday. Forgot to leave a message.
Apols all round from me, my mate, Mr Stickleback, Nels, all the Hair Tom guys and that guy called Guy...
Back in a couple of days...
(phew, glad that's over, it's like writing thank you letters for Crimbo prezzies...)
[thanx for doing that Duggie, love Steve. Hope you didn't get too drunk at new year...]